"Fit But You Know It"

See I reckon you're about an 8 or a 9,
Maybe even 9 and a half in four beers time.
That blue top shop top you've got on IS nice,
Bit too much fake tan though - but yeah you score high.
But theres just one little thing that really, really,really really annoying me about you.
You see, like i said, you are really fit, but my gosh don't you just know it, thats annoying.
So when i looked at you standing there with your hoard,
I was waiting in the que looking at the board,
Wondering whether to have a Burger or chips
Or what the shrapnel in my back pocket could afford
When i noticed out the corner of my eye
Looking toward my direction
Your eyes locked onto my course
I couldnt concentrate on what i wanted to order,
Which cost me my place in the queue i waited for
For a while there i was thinkin - yeah but what if?
Picturin' myself pullin with bare white hot wit
Snarin you as you were standing there opposite
Whether or not you knew it i swear you didnt tick
And when that bloke in the white behind us lot queuing
Was clockin onto you too yeah i had to admit
That yeah yeah you are fit,
And yeah i do want it,But i stop sharkin' for a minute to get chips and
Oy, just as you started to make your big advance
With the milkshake and that little doughnut in handI was like nah, I can't, even though you look grand, but you look sharp there smilin hard suggesting and gleaming away with your hearty hearty lookin tan. But i admit the next bit was spanner to my plan. You walked towards my path but just brushed right past, and into the arms of that white shirted man. DAMN.
Oh what do i give ... i've got a girlfirend anyway(whoa, we've all had a drink mate). We're all a bit drunk, yeah we've had a few fair plays. I got this stella i bombed from that last cafe. OH YEAH!This nights not even begun, yes yes oh yayI did fancy you a bit though, yeah i must sayI would rather i hadnt mugged myself on displayBut this is just another case of female stopping playOn otherwise a total result of a chick putting me on drop jaw mental holiday.
~ The Streets